Kiff Blog

Lupa it’s a Supa

Went to Lupa last night, been battling to get a table even though a good mate owns the new Schlick Hillcrest eatery. When I called to book I told him that I've heard great things he played it down about saying ... Read more »

I’m cooking chicken on the pavement tonight my chinas…

Dearest people of Mozambique, I've shifted your borders to include the corner of Brand & Cromwell road just for tonight. It's going to get ugly people, you will get smoke in your eyes, you will eat chicken that's far too hot & ... Read more »

comedy again folks….very funny, hurry.

no you cat just pitch up like those poor folks from umhlanga who had to drive back home in tears......i cant stress enough that if you name aint on the list you cant come in, ill turn the pope away, ... Read more »

no it wont get in the way of the rugby…

you forgot valentines day didnt you….silly billy

luckily uncle juddy poo is here to save you butt, and we have designed a menu that will help you get....lucky (and by that i mean sex.)

this cafe is so full of love this week, it makes me sick.

hey chinas, so thursday its all love and wine and barry white etc the wife`s finishing off the 3 course menu now, it`ll be better than most menus in durban over this joyous day of love and snogging. yes, we will ... Read more »

another unhappy human….

dear durban and surrounding suburbs, so this guy emailed me the other day (lets just call him bevan)....this is how it all went. bevy -what\'s with those gross \"paintings\" on the walls? nothing fresh and lovely about those - just dark and ... Read more »

not the kind`ve guy you want around your kids, but we love him lank

Dusty Rich has a new YouTube show, he also does comedy at the Corner Cafe, see him and friends on the 25th. Book now or dont. I make money anyway.

comedy night is back.

dear comedy lovers and such, So as I post this I realise the poster is already up on Facebook and I have bookings pouring in (normally I just say that shit to get you guys into gear, but for once im not lying) if its ... Read more »

And so it begins again folks.

Dear Diary, I love free coffee, and only when these doors opened again on the 10th of Jan, did I stop paying, I empathise with people who don't own coffee shops and are forced to pay for every single cup they drink, what a nightmare....how sobering. The ... Read more »

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