Went to Lupa last night, been battling to get a table even though a good mate owns the new Schlick Hillcrest eatery. When I called to book I told him that I've heard great things he played it down about saying ... Read more ».
riley, friday night was a birthday bash at amsterdam with mates i havent seen for ages, very chilled. your mom and i shared a pizza at spiga in the early hours of the morning, then walked home in the rain pissed and ... Read more ».
dear riley poo, ahh girl, your father danced like the jackson 5 all afternoon and into the night. picture it, durban 36 degrees in the shade, my lawyer and i left my house on foot and began our long walk to 80`s ... Read more ».
oh riley china bean, its begun my little monkey....its the highest carbon footprint super rugby tournament known to man, these guys fly all over the world for bloody months, why they cant play all the games in one country and rotate ... Read more ».
dear riley poo face, let me be the first to tell you about crime. crime happens girl. its a part of society...ive never actually been a victim crime although i did chase a guy out my garden nude (i was nude ... Read more ».
dear riley coffee campbell (thats your name now little one), sorry ive not written for some time now, but its not like you`re alive yet. your mother is huge and im taking her out the kitchen from next month, it looks like ... Read more ».
dear unborn kid, by the time you read this pat lambie would have captained the springbok, won a world cup and a tri nations and retired. as he walked in i yesterday i didnt quite recognise him (thought it might be some ... Read more ».
dear Jaggy poo, son/daughter this world you are coming into is #(*^&%#$^%& fantastic, i loved last week and this week is looking even better. oh let me count the ways..... the springboks beat fiji, and its not like they didnt try hard, fiji ... Read more ».
dear john, i know your tired bru, i know you`ve done more in your life than most, but please just win us one more world cup, i read your book bru (i dont like luke either by the way) inspiring stuff. ... Read more ».
dear tapa`s munchers, new rules at the cafe folks, actually its our first rule in four years and 3 weeks.....you must book for tapas evenings, its getting silly here on a friday, between the wife chunddering, the new cafe opening and ... Read more ».